Round Two– Midwest Sectionals Pelosi v. Schlueter

Time now for the 2009 preposterous statement tournament (not to be confused with the Common Man Dan Cole’s Preposterous Statement Tournament). You can follow the tournament by using the 20 Times Around the Block Preposterous Statement bracket. Make your pick for a winner! A complete list of the statements can be found here.

The first round is all done, and the second round of prepostersous statement madness is taking off!

Which statement is more preposterous?

If we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs–Nancy Pelosi.

Whether it was the religious leaders who paid Judas 30 pieces of silver to deliver up our Savior, or the German clergy who found hope in the visage of Germany’s new leader named Hitler and who refused to decry his slaughter of the Jews, or whether it was the Orthodox clergy in Russia who worked, hand in hand, with the KGB to round up believers worshiping in apartments who obeyed God rather than men, or whether it is the emerging left apostates who cheerlead the most virulently pro-child killing President in US history, they are all the same underneath.–Ingrid Schlueter

Pelosi made short work of Adam Omelianchuk with her clear commitment to desperation. Omelianchuk’s preposterous preference for VHS over DVD just couldn’t match a claim of 500 million Americans losing their jobs. But Pelosi may have her hands full. Emerging from a bruising victory over the Blue Collar Todd–who is favored to win this tournament–Ingrid Schlueter is ready to scratch and claw her way to another win. This one is going to come down to who is the more militant and we have every reason to believe Schlueter will have the edge.

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