Round One – West Sectionals 6 v. 11

It’s time now for the 2009 Preposterous Statement Tournament (not to be confused with the Common Man Dan Cole’s Preposterous Statement Tournament). You can follow the tournament by using the 20 Times Around the Block Preposterous Statement bracket. Make your pick for a winner! A complete list of the statements can be found here.

Which statement is more preposterous?

6. But it seems like ever since—well, I want to say ever since the Obamas got elected, it’s all sex all the time.–Susannah Breslin

11. The Republican Party is the only thing standing in the way of Democrats taking over our churches and dictating what are the acceptable State sanctioned ways to be a Christian.–Blue Collar Todd

It’s been a dandy of a tournament, and the sweet matchups keep on a’comin. Today, Susannah Breslin tries to make the Obama LoveFest offense work to her advantage by connecting the fulfillment of common humanity’s deep desire for sex with the election of the first black president of the United States. Blue Collar Todd, hoping to avenge his tough loss to Ingrid Schlueter is playing angry–angry Republican that is–and bluntly asserts that the church’s only hope–no not Jesus Christ–but the Republican party! What’s it going to be? Post-Obama election sex or the abundant life promised by the Republican Party?

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