This speaks for itself:
QB Kurt Warner, Ari @ NYG 29-37 F 14
RB Willis McGahee, Bal @ Phi 36-7 F 0
RB LaDainian Tomlinson, SD @ Ind 20-23 F 11
WR Lee Evans, Buf @ KC 54-31 F 11
WR Roddy White, Atl @ Car 45-28 F 5
TE Tony Gonzalez, KC @ Buf 31-54 F 17
D/ST Dolphins D/ST, Mia @ NE 28-48 F -4
K Josh Scobee, Jac @ Min 12-30 F 2
TOTAL POINTS: 56
Yes, I traded Tony Romo and Brian Westbrook for LT. Yes, I played the Dolphins against the Patriots. Yes, a normally reliable kicker missed two field goals. Yes, Willis McGahee is the biggest disappointment this year. No, I didn’t play Lance Moore. Or Tim Hightower. Who would have? After this terrible loss I am one loss away from not making the playoffs.
You don’t have to say it: I am the most terrible Fantasy Football Coach ever.