I got this from my friend Mark:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago,you would have $49.00 left.
With Fannie Mae,you would have $2.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With AIG,you would have less than $15.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This investment strategy is called the 401-Keg
Sweet! I have $4,000 in the bank. I can’t imagine any negative consequences to this plan at all. Sign me up!